Late last week my uncle announced that he intends to run for mayor of Seattle. From the Seattle PI:
Joe Mallahan, an executive at T-Mobile, announced Thursday that he’s challenging Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels and promised to match the incumbent’s impressive campaign warchest through aggressive fundraising and by chipping in his own money.
The Wallingford resident said in a statement that he would use his business experience to solve problems at City Hall.
“Our current city government is broken, it isn’t delivering basic services and the Mayor is out of touch,” he said. “I have a track record of being a guy who rolls up his sleeves and works hand in hand with people to solve big problems.”
Pretty cool stuff. Like my dad and all of my other uncles (I have 4 on my dad’s side of the family), Joe is a really intelligent guy with a lot of passion and a great sense of humor. From what I know of his career, he’s probaly the perfect guy to come in and “fix” Seattle.
Joe is a bleeding-heart liberal, which is unfortunate… but I seriously doubt that a city like Seattle would go for anything else. In fact, it looks like he’s the first challenger to the incumbent Mayor Nickels whom people are actually taking seriously, thanks in part to this:
A political newcomer wrote a $200,000 check to his own Seattle mayoral campaign this week, making him the first candidate to get anywhere close to Mayor Greg Nickels’ funding.
Joe Mallahan said in an e-mailed statement Tuesday that his personal donation “levels the playing field” so the campaign can be about Nickels’ record instead of “the mayor’s 10-to-1 fundraising advantage.”
Oh snap. His opponents’ reaction was something along the lines of “OMG UR BUYING TEH ELECTION NOOB”, which neglected the fact that Joe has also raised $18,000 from donors in the past two weeks — more than most of the other candidates. Also, since when was spending your own hard-earned money a bad thing?
I’ve had a lot of fun browsing Seattle newspaper sites and blogs about the Mayoral race, because it is flat-out hilarious to watch liberals bicker amongst themselves about politics. It’s kind of like watching bad reality TV… it doesn’t matter who wins the fights, it’s just fun to watch morons beat the Christ out of each other. The user comments on the articles that I linked are comedy gold.

"Us Prius drivers are a special breed!"
Also funny, Joe’s campaign people seem to subscribe to the Larry David philosophy of Prius ownership, as they’ve mentioned that he drives a used Prius about a million times already. Appeasing the Progressive Gods is tricky: ritually sacrificing animals is obviously off the table, so as an alternative successful liberals just feel ashamed of their wealth and drive used hybrids.
Joking aside, I hope that my uncle does well, and I expect that he will. He’s also probably the only “progressive” candidate that I’d ever support in an election, if that tells you anything